Machismo has been and is a big part of popular culture. Just think of Stanley Kowalski in Tennessee Williams’ A Streetcar Named Desire to Conan and Macho Man Randy Savage. Happily, we are not confronted with macho images as often today as we were during the 1980s and 90s, but machismo continues to underlie numerous film character depictions and serves as an ideology for many.
Macho men like breakfast in bed. Preferably meat. If you are with a man like this, you should get up at least an hour before he does every morning and make sure breakfast is ready when he wakes up. An hour is good because it should be served warm. The macho does not want cold food. It’s like proverbial macho man The Rock said in an interview, “My favorite things are cold beer, hot steak and good lovin’. My least favorite are warm beer and cold steak. There is no such thing as bad lovin’.” Of course there isn’t, at least for the macho. It’s not about whether the woman is enjoying it or not. So keep that in mind too.
After breakfast, he will probably go and work out. It is about lifting and bench-pressing more and more with every day that passes. He will spend a couple of hours in the gym and be back for lunch. Ideal career options for a macho are: wrestler, film star, wrestler and film star. But since there can be (and is) only one Stone Cold Steve Austin, macho men usually end up working in construction or as plumbers. Oh well. Any job is fine as long as it does not interfere with eating, drinking beer, and going to the gym.
After lunch (which should consist of at least five steaks and six beers), the macho would like to visit a number of biker shops in town. He knows everyone working in every such shop in town and has a drink with each and every one of them regardless of whether he bought something or not. Eventually, he’ll be back for dinner, which is naturally the biggest meal of the day. If you get Chinese, he won’t leave any food in China. After dinner, it is time to hit the strip club with his friends. Strip clubs are the perfect place for men with low self-esteem who are overcompensating, as long as they bring enough cash. There they are truly treated as kings. Arguably, you can’t achieve much on a plumber’s salary in a strip joint, but hey, not every day is perfect.
He likes to go everywhere by car, if possible. When he drives, he has the music blaring so everyone will notice him. It’s usually metal.
When he comes home, he will probably want some ‘lovin’. Given that sex with an insensitive pig that reeks of beer is not the most tempting of prospects, it is safe to say that your perfect day will begin the moment you start rejecting him.
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